someone stop me
hahaha no!! You must continue; this is brilliant
falling-through-the-time-vortex:
a lake in montana whose water is so clear it appears shallow, when really its over 100 feet deep!
this is actually kinda terrifying because what if someone doesn’t know how deep it is, so they go diving and try to swim to the bottom, but they always seem just out of reach, so they just keep swimming… and when they realize something’s wrong it’s too late
now what if there was a great white shark swimming around in there
I’m pretty sure lakes don’t have great white sharks
or do they
Imagine seeing a body at the bottom….
tumblr has the ability to turn everything beautiful into something terrifying
Science!!! The lake will only appear shallow outside of the water… it’ll look a fuck further away when actually under the water… I believe they call that refraction of light
(Source: niftyjaguar)
I WAS LOOKING FOR BABY PIGLETS NOT NIGHTMARES
…but piglets are babies…
(Source: glorifiedbywhatisours)
He be sayin Hi all the time like he just got there when you know his little ass just zoned out and forgot.
is… this… Vriska mothering Gamzee…? if so me gusta
uhhh thanks; I’ll be sure to get right on that
I was really upset to read through my Halo Encyclopaedia to find no page on the unsung hero: The Spectre. Evidentally the best vehicle in any of the games <3
carcinoGeneticist [CG] began trollingterminallyCapricious [TC]
CG: GAMZEE.
— terminallyCapricious [TC] is idle! —
CG: OH WOW, YOU’RE IDLE AGAIN, JUST WHAT I WANTED TO SEE FOR THE FIFTIETH TIME, A QUINTESSENTIAL FUCK YOU NOTIFICATION.
CG: JUST MOVE RIGHT THE FUCK ALONG KARKAT YOUR MOIRAIL IS STILL OFF DOING WHATEVER THE FUCK HE’S DELUDING HIMSELF INTO DOING AND YOU’RE JUST GONNA HAVE TO SWEAT IT OUT LIKE A QUADRIPLEGIC WIGGLER.
CG: GAMZEE COME ON, JUST ANSWER ME.
CG: AT LEAST TELL ME THAT YOU’RE EATING IT’S BEEN AN ENTIRE BULGEBREAKING WEEK.
—terminallyCapricious [TC] is idle! —
CG: YES I KNOW HE’S IDLE YOU SHIT-SMEARED EXCUSE FOR CODING PROGRAMMED BY SOMEONE WITH A SEVERE CASE OF RABID THINKPAN HEMORRHAGING THAT’S THE FUCKING *PROBLEM*.
CG: UGH.
CG: MESSAGE ME AS SOON AS YOU SEE THIS, OKAY?
CG: YOU DON’T EVEN HAVE TO COME BACK RIGHT AWAY JUST A LITTLE NOTIFICATION THAT YOU’RE STILL ALIVE.
CG: PLEASE.———
((OOC: Warning for severed heads, implied corpse kissing and blood! Seriously, don’t read it if any of those things bother you.
Karkat’s dialogue in the comment box written by: http://tactfulgrimalkin.tumblr.com/))ahhhh i love this blog for its art but also the dialogue is always fantastic? that rap, dang
ahhhhhhhh jegus this practically made me cry
Good pacing hits me in the hearts and dang that rap!!
iT’S TIME FOR, uH, tAVROSSTUCK,
Made with some help from this idea pile (about a month or so back oops)
ahahahahahaha this is amazing